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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:12
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good
10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Wayback Is An Experimental X11 Compatibility Layer For X11 Desktops Using Wayland - Phoronix
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Rihanna’s Father, Ronald Fenty, Dies at 70: Report - Billboard
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you think there will ever be peace in the Middle East as long as Israel exists?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do you think that Airbnb is destroying neighborhoods throughout the US?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...